*flips Horizontally *
spain doesnt know how to cut hair thats why shes using safety paper scissors bye
I am laughing so hard at this gif that I made I have officially lost my mind
In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.
I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
having followers on this website is like doing embarrassing shit in your room and looking over to the side where the window is and seeing 13,168 people watching you
The real version has a lot more phone calls in PJs.
#4. The Fetishes Often Have Shockingly Little to Do With Sex
When you think of phone sex, you probably imagine a woman’s breathy voice saying that she’s lying on her bed, wearing her favorite black lace lingerie, and that you sound so hot she just has to touch herself. After that, you get a soundtrack to your wank session composed of moaning and her telling you what a stud you are.
In real life, not so much. I’ve found most guys would rather watch free porn than spend $1.99 per minute for something so mundane (thanks Internet), so the guys who call me are looking for … something a little different.
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine